Humor Writing (Selected)

Email me for sketches, songs, and a half-hour spec pilot.

SLACKJAW (Contributor)

Notes On That Last Porn Shoot From Kyle The Improv Coach

Opening Lines From The Plays Written During Quarantine

A Schedule For The Cohen Family Zoom Seder

Good News! South By Southwest Is Back On After Beth Graciously Offered Up Her Three Bedroom Ranch-Style Home

Welcome To Improv 101! Get To Know Your Classmates

WEEKLY HUMORIST (Contributor)

A Note on the “No Passionate Open Mouthed Kissing” Rule for the 2020 Baseball Season

I Wish To Apologize For Our Class’ “Zoombomber” And His Pedestrian Contributions To Our Discussion Of To The Lighthouse

What Your Preferred Spelling of the Jewish Festival of Lights Says About You as a Person

ROBOTBUTT (Contributor)

CONFIRMED: Evan Schwartz Becomes First From Bunk 10 to Receive Handjob

COLUMBIA DAILY SPECTATOR (Columnist)

It’s Time To End Milk-Shaming At Columbia

If You Save Seats At Ferris, You’re Part Of The Problem

Columbia Is The Perfect School For Inside Jokes

Columbia Needs More Friendships Like Mine With Maddy Harden